there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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