Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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