But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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