You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
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You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
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woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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