u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
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I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
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If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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