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Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Bang-toberfest begins!!
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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