that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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