I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
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I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
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Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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