toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Two words: nipple clamps
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