I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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