we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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