If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
youre lurking in front of me
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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