is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Randomize
