I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
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Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
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Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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