Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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