we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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