So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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