i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Randomize
