I've blown a few things in my day
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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