I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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