So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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