it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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