I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
now i know why i became what i already was.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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