What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
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i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
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So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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