Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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