I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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