WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
