she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
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he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
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Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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