i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
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Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
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Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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