I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
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we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
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Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea