Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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