I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
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We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
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Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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