people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
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