Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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