I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
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