Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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