My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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