Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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