I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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