I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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