So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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