I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
The power of my boobs compel you
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Are these your boobs on my camera?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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