she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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