The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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