I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
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what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
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I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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