doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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