i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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