This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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