you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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