I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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