sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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