i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
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High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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