i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
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I wanna throw up and cum in that order
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
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last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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