I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
