i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
He felt like a one man threesome
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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