I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
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They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
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I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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