So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Randomize
