Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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