I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
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Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
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I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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